urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for

takentoglasgow:

this film was a masterpiece

terminallly-chill:

LOOK AT HOW HE JUST GAVE UP ON LIFE

imissedyourbones:

Wedding pictures- Part six.

S&B getting ready aw!

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

memoryjukebox:

nevereverandalways:

221b-bag-end:

If you listen closely, you can hear him fanboying

What in the world are you doing Martin Freeman

we$t$ide bitche$

officialdogblog:

accidentally killing a pokemon you’re trying to catch in a battle

snowden-is-dead:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

And I really can’t with him

oh my god

What even

They tried to make me go to rehab

I said no, no, no

i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you:

bigstupidbaby:

“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting

justafangirl20:

If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.

or sexual depending on how much I like you

Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz at Brendon Urie and Sarah Urie’s wedding.